It's like I never do anything but use the LFG tool to do lowbie dungeons, even if the dungeons are not quite so lowbie anymore.
Tanks are improving as my baby mage grows up -- she's 63 now, and working her way through Hellfire Peninsula (with a brief stop back in Azeroth to powerlevel her Inscription, since I neglected it terribly) -- but their "dumbass" title seems to be claimed by various kinds of DPS and the occasional healer.
The Little Rogue Who Couldn't - isn't supposed to tank but insists on trying, can't stop linking his level 60 purples like they're worth a damn anymore, Shadowsteps behind and backstabs the boss while we're still clearing the last of the trash, whines for a heal when he's down 10% life and we're
not in combat... I can't believe I got this one not once but twice today, same guy.
The Healer Who Wants A Lot of Drinks - I don't mind giving out water, but if we're two pulls from the last boss of the instance, and you ask me for more water, don't complain when I hand you the partial stack I have in my bags, especially while I'm drinking myself. How much water do you really need for three pulls anyway?
The Damage-Happy AOEr - No, wait, this one's me. Still, don't bitch me out if I'm pulling aggro with Frost Nova. I'm trying to lock them into place because they're going to otherwise beeline to the healer while you're "establishing" aggro. Oh, single target's more mana efficient, is it? You know what else is efficient? Shutting yer trap, but I don't see you doing that, do I?
Mr. Link the Meters! - Who gives a rats ass? It's Outland, and not even late-life Outland at that. Are you really gonna whine and gripe about not being top dog in
Blood Furnace? No, I'm not saying that because my name's on top. Really, I'm not.
I Queued Heals Because I Someone Told Me To In A Whisper - Yes, I'm looking at you, Mr. Feral Druid who is apparently supposed to heal us in cat gear with 3k mana. I didn't realize Nurturing Instincts was such an OP talent for ferals. I feel so pitiful and pathetic for ever doubting your 1337 healing prowess. You, sir, rank with Alamo. Now GTFO my queue, because the Vote Kick is not letting us feed you to the smoke monster.
Ms. You're Fucking Me Over By Not Looting! - Yes, it's a conspiracy to keep you from maximizing your profits and leatherworking ability. None of us want you to have any gold, or be able to craft anything ever. That's why the tank's not looting the core hound ... er, fel hound... while you're standing there screaming at him to. No, he's halfway down the hall with the rest of us, continuing to clear trash. Yes, surely this one hound that you can't skin (and are getting increasingly and hostilely insistent on skinning) is going to break your bank and set you back years in your crafting skills. No, fuck
you, snowflake. There's a million boars in Hellfire. Why don't you go skin those after we vote kick your ass out and get someone who isn't going to curse up a storm over one piece of leather?
And Now For Something Completely Different Kudos to the awesome group I ran with late last night. I lost track of how many times we did Ramps before I finally couldn't take it anymore and requested Blood Furnace or Slave Pens, but I got a level and a half out of the deal, and y'all were really cool to hang with for those couple of hours. Merry Christmas to all of you, wherever you might be.